Baby Monkey

batgirl99:

MONKEY WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH HERE

positivedoodles:

youareabeautifulchild:

Favorite drawings by Emm Roy @positivedoodles

I can’t even express how happy it makes me that someone pays enough attention to my blog as to have favorite drawings from it. Thank you so much! 

I think the tea sword is probably my favorite doodle that I’ve made. It was really fun to draw.

ourvaluedcustomers:

Ladies and gentlemen, the line for autographs begins here…

ourvaluedcustomers:

Ladies and gentlemen, the line for autographs begins here…

letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

(Source: chelstone)

sci-universe:

“National boundaries are not evident when we view the Earth from space. Fanatical ethnic or religious or national chauvinisms are a little difficult to maintain when we see our planet as a fragile blue crescent fading to become an inconspicuous point of light against the bastion and citadel of the stars.” ― Carl Sagan,  Cosmos

sci-universe:

“National boundaries are not evident when we view the Earth from space. Fanatical ethnic or religious or national chauvinisms are a little difficult to maintain when we see our planet as a fragile blue crescent fading to become an inconspicuous point of light against the bastion and citadel of the stars.” ― Carl Sagan, Cosmos

summonerjolan:

brommunism:

remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes

That’s some Phoenix Wright shit right there, I swear

Anonymous asked:

You disgust me. Do you sit around all day hating on things you've never read or watched? FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

thenatezone:

Uh I would say my average day is like 5 percent that and the other 95 is just masturbatory prep and execution

Mine too ;)

ladyloveandjustice:

tallblackguy:

Relevant. 

neat list!

wait they fucking killed phillipus what the fuck as if i needed more reasons to hate DC and what they’re doing with Wonder woman fuccccccck that

quitebrilliantindeed:

FooLISH FOOL WHO IS FOOLISHLY GOING ON THIS FOOL’S FOOLISH REARVIEW MIRROR

quitebrilliantindeed:

FooLISH FOOL WHO IS FOOLISHLY GOING ON THIS FOOL’S FOOLISH REARVIEW MIRROR

positivedoodles:

requested by octolarl

Never give up on a dream because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway.

—Earl Nightingale (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

(Source: sandandglass)

wtfevolution:

"I just had the best idea."
"Oh, great."
"You know how most animals poop out blobs or tubes or little pellets?"
"Um…"
"I’m going to make this wombat poop different."
"Poop… different…?"
"I’m going to make it poop cubes!”
"Seriously?"
"That way the poops won’t roll away when the wombat uses them to mark its territory.”
"I think you’ve finally lost it."
"It’s called ‘innovation,’ my friend."
Source: Flickr / steven-young / licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

wtfevolution:

"I just had the best idea."

"Oh, great."

"You know how most animals poop out blobs or tubes or little pellets?"

"Um…"

"I’m going to make this wombat poop different."

"Poop… different…?"

"I’m going to make it poop cubes!

"Seriously?"

"That way the poops won’t roll away when the wombat uses them to mark its territory.”

"I think you’ve finally lost it."

"It’s called ‘innovation,’ my friend."

Source: Flickr / steven-young / licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0